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Etc Demotivational Poster

STRETCHING FEELS GOOD - Be kind to your muscles and they will be kind to you

M o n s t e r s -

TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode

FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!

TAGS: ash ketchum misty pikachu pokemon anime manga kiss kissing
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by jalford

dayday13 - August 3, 2010, 9:48 am
i no rite?

Wake Me Up -

TAGS: pets dogs lazy petco comfy
Rating: 4.68/5

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vindicator - August 9, 2014, 2:29 pm
shiver me timbers Olive!
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 11:51 am
Nope. Unlike humans, dawgs don’t poop in their own basket.
steve1961 - August 9, 2014, 5:45 am
My guess...he just took a dump in the basket...but that could be my creative side taking over...
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 1:19 am
Yeah, just cause you can doesn’t mean you should. Especially with him watchin’…..kinda creepy.
vindicator - August 9, 2014, 12:57 am
I had that same thing once, it wasnt pretty.
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
Too many. Just one (at a time). Admitting powerlessness over self-licking was the toughest. My dog had his own difficulties.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 11:08 pm
12 step?
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:41 pm
Mine's in recovery
Greeny - August 8, 2014, 10:33 pm
doggy downers make it easy
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:02 pm
Equanimity. A quadruped that has attained contentment and ease in the company of his master, no matter where, is a thing to admire.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 9:24 pm
What do ya think that expression means?
GaryO - August 6, 2014, 8:32 am
Man, that’s gotta be a bit of a load. Didn’t know PETCO had Harrier carriers. Great expression on that pooch.

ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!


TAGS: fail emos ketchup emo cut cutting
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by ItalianJester92

Cardinal - December 4, 2009, 8:57 am
just registered, first comment :) and he double fails, knife is backwards!

DON'T WORRY - It's all white meat.

TAGS: cannibalism etc mcdonalds fatness whitemeat meat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
Just love the disturbing mood in this picture. ;)


TAGS: yoga stretching
Rating: 4.92/5

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illicopresto2 - March 9, 2012, 1:49 am
We're gonna need a bigger bra...
Airman - March 8, 2012, 6:37 pm
for a brief moment Ice, I was channeling Cubby. Pretty good feeling too
gas - March 8, 2012, 12:23 pm
I started the day laughing thanks to this, so I'm really sorry for the 4.. the mouse just slid :/
M0rd3kaI - March 8, 2012, 8:42 am
The rather Large duplex on this side of the house will be a distraction, for it is much neater and cleaner than our house... sigh, blindfold or divorce... you choose
GaryO - March 7, 2012, 9:51 pm
Yeah, view property is at a premium…
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 9:01 pm
True, but not if you're married and that is your neighbor :/
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:51 pm
Cubby?... Is that you?... Cubby?
mariand - March 7, 2012, 7:16 pm
it's right where it has to be ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 6:44 pm
Yes, but I think that energy is awakened in the wrong place5...

A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER - Life is far to short to carry grudges around with you... Address the issues.., move on, and lose the Chip's... Unless they're covered in Ketchup..!!

SIXPACK TATTOO - So the ladies can reject you with a smile. No... disgust. Stretch marks? Dude, you DESERVE to get clubbed from behind.

FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!

TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...

I STILL LAUGH - Every time the condiments fart!

TAGS: mustard ketchup condiment
Rating: 4.57/5

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dslohand - December 29, 2011, 4:47 pm

HOW MANY CORGIES - does it take to fetch a stick?

TEARS... -

TAGS: tear word heart express sketch
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:31 pm
Moving picture indeed, perhaps use it for another poster ?
Rick69 - April 24, 2012, 4:24 pm
... I see... My bad... I guess I got too carried away by the picture...
Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:21 pm
1L. tsk tsk tsk #130276 a hall of famer too I think. check previous work before you submit stuff mate :)

STRETCH ARMSTRONG - He's a real boy!

TAGS: stretch armstrong
Rating: 2.42/5

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Derek - February 4, 2010, 3:36 pm
Don't listen to him ref -you can tell he's lying. [Nice one.]

POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!

Innocence -

TAGS: dog grin sketchy trouble tag
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:23 am
pup looks like it has human dentures! LOL! 5L

STRETCH HUMMERS - Allowing douchebags to overcompensate in style!

THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!

WHO ? -

TAGS: sad wretched depression life hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 7:46 pm
Thank you, and I hope I will never dissapoint !
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 2:56 pm
Excellent Hamageddon, like Random said, it's best when it's actually demotivational. The border effect, picture and text are all 100% perfect... but I know not to expect anything less from you!
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 2:56 pm
Excellent Hamageddon, like Random said, it's best when it's actually demotivational. The border effect, picture and text are all 100% perfect... but I know not to expect anything less from you!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 12:16 pm
thank ya RL,I don't make 'em much, but when I do, I try my best. :) and Godbless the thought was meant as who would want to if it was possible, but any opinion is welcome :D
godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:39 am
crative but not there - since no one lives forever
Reality Lord - April 14, 2012, 6:41 am

the greatest honor i can bestow upon this is simply stating...this is art.
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 1:50 am
Means a lot guys :D and I know Mr.Random, you see less and less of those each day, a shame really.
MrRandom - April 14, 2012, 12:01 am
The best demotivationals are actually demotivational. Well done.
MrRandom - April 14, 2012, 12:01 am
The best demotivationals are actually demotivational. Well done.
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 11:58 pm
Well, I just am fascinated with the format of the title, and I have the urge to step out on the deck, howl at the big star, and have a smoke……and I’m two sheets to the wind.
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:27 pm
this is too deep Hammy... it's dangerous getting there ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:15 pm
Nicely done Hammy 5L

KANYE WEST IS - when you just need to know

I AM THE EGG MAN - Either that, or I should lay off the acid for a bit.

TAGS: beatles walrus etc
Rating: 2.75/5

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Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:38 pm
I wouldn't mind being the egg man, surely that would mean I would get laid.



TAGS: eggs ketchup
Rating: 4.81/5

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Ding - January 26, 2011, 12:54 pm
Mmmm... tab*sco... Are you tempting me with the Dark Side?
rerun - January 23, 2011, 10:56 am

black pepper & sea salt....maybe some tabassco
Ding - January 23, 2011, 8:58 am
Ketchup AND eggs?? Christ alive will these deviants stop at nothing? Black pepper. Stop.
rerun - January 11, 2011, 9:26 pm

I like my eggs unfertalized.
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 11:36 am
I was just eating a fried egg sandwich w/ ketchup when I read this poster.
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2011, 9:20 am
so that's how you like your eggs?
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 9:18 am
That's the only way to eat eggs!
Cloudchaser - January 10, 2011, 12:54 pm
Guilty! I've done that since I was 5 years old in '77

WHY ARE DOGS BETTER THAN PEOPLE? - Dogs do not play games with you—except fetch. And dogs never laugh at how you throw.

TAGS: fetch games dogs
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by tryal

Feasibly - August 12, 2010, 1:01 pm
Nice one tryal. Reminds me of the time my son was playing catch with his mom and told her he didn't want to play anymore. His words were "MOM, YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL"! :-)
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:14 pm
Amsome 5L

COUNTRY FOLKS - Are actually quite a bit like Rock n Roll folks. With the exception of the whole my Dad is my brother thing.

LULZ - He forgot a Thyroid and put a Thimus instead

TAGS: j35u5m4 human body sketch test
Rating: 1.73/5

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DotDotDot - January 4, 2009, 4:18 pm
← Moron... right in front of my face and I still get the order wrong... meh whatever... Thymus... Thyroid... they both start with Thy-
DotDotDot - January 4, 2009, 4:15 pm
Right... and the directions ask for one Thymus and one Thyroid. "He forgot a Thymus and put a Thyroid instead". Nonetheless... that's an awesome sketch, I thought only my body looked like that.
KRoNiK - December 25, 2008, 4:50 am
dude u faild theres 2 thymus glands on this next time look a lil bit harder
anymouse - December 1, 2008, 2:16 pm
True misspelling the thymus gland will get point taken off

NEXT TIME - Go fetch the bloody stick yourself, smartass.

POOR GIRL - That dog is HUNGRY!

TAGS: humor hilarous dog girl baby hehe funny lol etc
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by Wired

Arpaleggia - September 12, 2008, 6:44 pm
She looking at his cawk
Oh! - August 16, 2008, 7:38 am
what big teeth you have, grandma

Ignorance At It's Finest -

Texting While Driving -

Little Known Fact -

TAGS: yoga kama sutra stretching exercise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

lgvernon - April 13, 2014, 11:45 pm

I wondered...

PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.

TAGS: richard gere gay watersports fletching kittens
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - September 17, 2010, 10:07 pm
It wasnt a rant just an observation, I'm a first responder, I know its all about timing and what recources are available.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:21 pm
I laughed even, not sure what a laighed is...damn typo gnome
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:20 pm
great moti, I laighed but umm 440,the rant is a bit much
440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 6:07 pm
ENGRISH SPOCHEN HEIR OD means Drug OverDose EMS Emergency Medical Services
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:52 pm
ENGRISH we had a cop shot and it took 10minutes for paramedics 2 arrive, People od and they barely get a squad 2 arrive, but hears a photo with a whole engine company 2 respond 2 a CAT. Families of victims complain about stuff like this
Claire - September 15, 2010, 10:40 pm
Please speak English... My brain is hurting trying to translate.
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:38 pm
some mother of a monster is going 2 use this photo 2 sue a municipality when they fail 2 respond 2 her sons 5th od in a month. Well they saved a cat didn't they
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:32 pm

Yeah, ummmm...whta is he trying to say?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:31 pm
sooner or later some mother of a crack head or meth hed will complain zat the 1st responders watched asher son OD'D and mention how she's seen ems save drowning deers and dogs....well deers dont break into your house 2 steal your TV
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:09 pm

thats sick, I laughed 5L
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:12 pm
I don't get 2 say this often enuf...thanx 4 voting.


TAGS: you betcha
Rating: 4.43/5

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AGING GRACEFULLY - Stretch Armstrong obviously is not.

STRETCHING - An Important aspect of the game

BACK IN THE OLD DAYS - even darth vader liked a nintendo Ds with ketchup!

TAGS: darth vader ds ketchup old day child
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Florisb

XaceBefree - October 17, 2009, 9:38 pm
Thats not a DS.


TAGS: oh and a stretched sphincter
Rating: 4.88/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 10:06 pm
I don't think I've ever seen a penguin poster done so well. Bravo.


TAGS: flex pass sexy stretch subway
Rating: 4.61/5

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GaryO - February 24, 2012, 10:30 am
Yeah, I saw this in the approval queue and pre-LOL’d Five 4 sure if fair was fare
vulture - February 23, 2012, 10:11 pm
I want.
djrcreative - February 23, 2012, 7:26 pm
*fare. Dammit!

HOT STUFF - She takes her job with all seriousness. Satan must be proud



SO CLOSE - so close to the victory you can smell it then you realize..you went the wrong way.

OFFICE ERGONOMICS I - Poking fun at some dryyyy lecture material.

BRAND NEW DAY - we're going to pretend this never happened

POKEMON: THE MOTION PICTURE - Naw, just kidding! Couldn't EVEN pull that off!

fine dining -

TAGS: garyo fetch the stick
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Silverheart - May 9, 2014, 8:35 am

Only if you buy 2, and rub them together
maoworks2 - May 9, 2014, 7:39 am
Wow A Free Stick Now I Can Heat The House .
ughomer - May 9, 2014, 5:26 am
MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:18 am
Too funny cuz it's too true. Thanks for the laugh.
Greeny - May 8, 2014, 6:59 pm
he is building a cabin you know...

Determination -

battles -

I was a tablet -

TAGS: etch a sketch hipster tablet and the charge lasts forever
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - April 26, 2013, 2:48 am

There's an app for that.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:13 pm
And I can do with a tablet about as good as I did with an Etch-A-Sketch 'cept you can't shake a tablet to clear the screen...trust me!

ETERNITY - The period of time between the moment you submit a motifake and the moment it's accepted.

TAGS: wait eternity anticipation etc
Rating: 4.14/5

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Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 11:21 pm
The mirror infinity?
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:27 pm
Well played, Nand
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 1:38 am
Meh, not ad. I feel the same way sometimes. 4L
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 8:09 pm
but this tunnel took some effort, unlike most tunnels
Anything - May 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
BEHOLD ! Screen cap is now the new tunnel.


TAGS: all in good fun fetch boy alcoholic drinker synonyms for aggy
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 2:07 am
I'll still let you bring me beer, Haar...
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 1:58 am
my friends dog retrives beer, but he had to put a spring on the door so the fridge would close after
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 1:56 am
I'm offended by this poster.
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 1:44 am
He's a far better retriever than my girlfriend.



TAGS: the day has finally come merchants of death will fetch them all
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:44 pm
Thanks, guys. If only the could put a reverse shock-collar on that yellow dog. The fantasy would be made real.
Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 1:41 pm
HaHa! Pokémon for grown-ups. I never thought about it like that. You nailed it, Bart...5.
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 8:17 am
LOL caught me by surprise Nice challenge response 5L

WELCOME - to the Fletcher Memorial home for incurable tyrants and kings....


TAGS: my bills chills wills etc etc
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Eugene - September 20, 2009, 1:42 am
your killing me from inside Ron! Did i give you the idea to make this from my request?
Pacifist - September 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
And please, certified check or money order please! At least I said please.


TAGS: ketchel
Rating: 1.52/5

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CTHULUH - Everyone is Cthuluh's bitch, everyone.

TAGS: bitch cthuluh monster funny freaky etc
Rating: 1.48/5

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Da5id - November 1, 2008, 9:23 am
You're just bitter, because apparently we're all his bitch... or it's bitch... or... oh screw it.
Biff - May 16, 2008, 8:55 pm
It's Cthulhu, but nice try.

LOVE - no more words to say

TAGS: love etc
Rating: 1.4/5

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TJ - September 1, 2009, 2:56 pm
Toss her over the side and be done with it. Love.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 5:04 pm
I am going to assume that they both topple off that edge as that is the only way this could even be remotely funny. And where was she standing before he picked her up? I'm thinkin' he carried her there ....

Conceited -

TAGS: poster evolution boat bridge misbegotten wretch
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:53 am
Inhaled my coffee!!!!!! As a fan of absurd amounts of hp under my hood, I found this too funny for words!!!!! 5 lions rolling around laughing so hard it huuurrrrts!!!

That which does not kill me -

The key to success is to dig like a dog -

off-the-shoulder casual wear -

TAGS: stretch
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 1, 2015, 3:59 am
Tried to catch a bus.


TAGS: full volume caffienated audio getcha pull
Rating: 5/5

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nerevski - July 12, 2016, 7:58 pm
Thank you Silverheart! I wasn't around when Hendrix was breaking rules, but Ilived when Dime was around.
Silverheart - July 8, 2016, 7:53 pm

I'm so glad they evolved into the awesome thrash / hardcore metal band they did.
CloudchaserS - July 8, 2016, 10:23 am
I was surprised to find that Pantera started out as a hair band
CloudchaserS - July 7, 2016, 4:21 am
Remember that "happy jack" hummer commercial? I once got that stuck in my head and got rid of it by blasting Stryper's To Hell With The Devil
Silverheart - July 6, 2016, 7:31 pm

Me at 4am, doing the long blinks and head nods. A little Far Beyond Driven with a Great Southern Trendkill chaser, did the trick.
mizzdizz - July 6, 2016, 1:12 pm
Yup! These guys at volume 11 will do the trick! chuckle, chuckle ^!

President's Day Trivia -

TAGS: presidents day betcha didn t know
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:26 pm
Choke! Sputter, sputter! Run for papertowels----- That'a HORRIBLE pun! LUUUUUUUV it!!!! 5L
Bandit5906 - February 16, 2015, 8:58 pm
theyuk - February 16, 2015, 8:43 pm
That was a crime against common decency. Well played.
Oldsod - February 16, 2015, 7:47 pm
Glad to be of service.
GaryO - February 16, 2015, 7:26 pm
I showed my woman...she moaned...been a while....
concern3 - February 16, 2015, 3:00 pm
Words they are fun, 5er
lgvernon - February 16, 2015, 12:45 pm

Bada BING! 5L for total badness.



K- 9 -

TAGS: dedicated to gretchen duchess b p d ca
Rating: 4.69/5

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mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 2:33 am
Thanks Zeul!
Zeul - January 17, 2016, 10:26 pm
LMFAO .... Hella Good Diz
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 1:29 pm
I've had this pic forever----I overheard one of my neighbors jokingly call his dog a stupid --- the poster made itself!!! LOL!!!!! TNX JW!!!!!
JesusWept - January 16, 2016, 10:03 am
GRRR! Another pic that i have stored but dizz beat me to it lol. L L L L L